from the personal diary of michael scott:


"just got back from jamaica. tan almost everywhere. jan almost everywhere. hehe. oh diary, what a week! i had sex with my boss. i don't know if it's going to go anywhere. jan was very specific that this was not going anywhere and that it was a one time mistake but we had sex six times so you tell me. i am defiantly feeling very eerie. more tomorrow. xoxo. michael."

this stuff is great. i can't wait for thursday.