last night i started on my toast plushy project and i found it very difficult. making the faces were easy but making the bodies were hard because i had to sew in multiple dimensions. so, i think i am going to revise my plan and do a toast plushy that does not have thick crust ... and i am going to see about making some totes.

also, jen found this girl on etsy.com that already makes all the things that i want to make ... like the dessert jewelry. grr. there's no real reason to do it myself now. i think i may do it anyway once i get back to austin where i can bake clay and stuff without someone watching me constantly.

i have a test on sunday. i still have one chapter to read and i am having trouble with one set of homework. the chemistry professor still hasn't posted grades yet and i am worried. she claims that she never gets my emails so i'm worried that she never gets my assignments that i email to her. i hate chemistry. i wish i could quit.

nothing really new has happened since the last post except that last night i was on facebook creeping and i started watching this video posted by this girl from ut ... the video was titled "why i'll be hotter than you at 45." i watched it a lot and it made me increasingly unsettled. i don't think i can post the video so i wanted to write a transcript of it to share with everyone ... but i couldn't listen to it so many times. i think everyone who reads this blog has already been summoned to watch the video anyway ... but here are my chief complaints about her video. let me just say that i am probably more critical of her than necessary ...

she assumes that she is already hotter than anyone watching the video. she has weird eyebrows that start in the middle of her brow bone and has a weird arch. she has a HUGE five finger forehead ... i suppose this would have made her attractive in medieval times ... also her nostrils are constantly flaring. her reasons that she enumerates of why she will be hotter than me at 45 is that (1) she wears spf 70 sunscreen, (2) she has "size b tits" and (3) she is tall ... also she adds in that she has a searing wit and a generally good personality. my comments to her list ... sunscreen is the reason you are pasty and look like death's ass, you only praise your "size b tits" because you wish you had bigger ones, and ... yes, you are tall ... but you are also not proportional. also i should say that her lips do this weird thing when she talks ... it's like one side of her mouth has stronger muscles than her other side which makes her lip always curl in an unappetizing manner.

ANGER! ANGER! ANGER!