dear body, 

i am really not satisfied with your recent performance. it just seems like nobody is doing their job. tongue, you are not doing a great job scanning the food before letting it go down throat. i mean you really should have caught that fish bone at lunch. it is still stuck in throat and he is really not happy. he is gagging all over the place and that fish bone is not budging. tongue, this was NOT your a-game. 

gums, teeth, and mouth, i think you guys should really stop kidding around now. i mean it was ok a week ago but this is really too much. you guys should really be on the mend already. the rest of the body really needs some solid food. you are really annoying brain with all these headaches that you are sending her way and tongue is especially not happy about the medicine taste that you guys think is so hilarious to spew. 

sinus cavities, i really hope you guys are not getting acquainted with the wrong crew. i think you guys are headed down a rough patch and you better make a sharp u-turn immediately. i think an infection of any kind will get you in a whole lot of trouble that i will not forget anytime soon. 

all i am saying is that we are all about to go back to school and i know we would all really like it if we could all get along and work together for once. i know we all hate getting up in the middle of the night for medication so if you all could just GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, it would be wonderful.

sincerely, 

monica