apparently it's wedding season. i don't know about other girls but it puts me in a frenzy. i mean i know i'm not getting married or even close to it (i can feel jordan cringing and shaking in his jordans at this very moment) but i can't help but get excited about weddings and stuff when one of jordan's friends and one of his cousins just got engaged and EVERY blog that i randomly surf (via the "next blog" function) seems to be about getting married.

so since i have been extra hormonal and mean to jordan lately, i thought i would do this survey for him ... 

THE ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND SURVEY

history: 

- where did you two first meet? 

ut dorms. we were next door neighbors. 

- when exactly did you two first meet? 

first day of move in ... he was my first resident. 

- what was your first impression of him?

why am i so small? i hope the rest of them aren't as big ... 

- when did you start liking him? 

i thought he was cute the first time i met him. 

- when did you two start going out?

september 14, 2007.

- what was your first kiss with him like? 

nice and awkward ... that's how we roll. 

- is he your first boyfriend? if not, then which? 

no ... let's not talk about it.

- are you his first girlfriend? if not, then which? 

no ... i don't want to think about it. 

about him:

- how much older/younger is he compared to you? 

he is 11 months younger than me ... i am a cougar. 

- hair color? 

brown.

- eye color? 

brown with nice gold specks. 

- build? 

tall and lanky ... cute squishy tushy, great arms. 

- astrological sign? 

december 12 ... that would be a sagittarius. 

- skin color? 

nice and tan because of all the outside work he does and all the time he spends in the pool ... yummy. hehe. 

- race/ethnicity?

native american ... haha, jk.

- nationality?

american.

- religion?

catholic.

- glasses? 

only when i beg him to wear them ... they make him look distinguished.

- piercings?

no.

- tattoos? 

no.

- chest hair? 

no ... thank god. he does have nice little sprouts though ... 

- scars? where? 

he has one on his cheek ... he said he was bitten by a dog. but, he lies so i'm not sure. he has one on the back of his hand when he burned himself on my oven when he was trying to get my cupcakes out.

- know where is his birthmark if he has one? 

i don't think i've seen one.

- smart/not?

very smart. he was valedictorian of his high school class. he got tons of scholarships. 

- sarcastic/not?

yes. i wouldn't have picked him if he wasn't.

- humorous/not? 

he is hilarious. really random. 

- possessive/not? 

i don't think so. 

- patient/not?

terribly patient ... how could he still be with me if he wasn't patient?!

- affectionate/not?

very cuddly.

- protective/not? 

he wouldn't let me walk to the garage by myself when a dead woman was found there ... so, yes. 

- clingy/not? 

not really and even if he is, i like it. 

- expressive/not?

he writes very well and he is very good with his words. 

- talkative/quiet? 

he is talkative when he's comfortable with the person ... he is usually comfortable. 

- outgoing/shy?

he's outgoing in most situations but not when people stare at him. 

- party animal/stay at home?

stay at home. 

- sporty/not?

very sporty. basketball, swimming, baseball, golf ... and every other sport. 

- artistic/not?

i haven't really seen him doing anything artistic. 

- practical or more of the dreamy type?

very practical.

 

his skills:

- can he cook or bake? 

he can do both and he is very good at it. why else did i gain so much weight?!

- can he repair or fix things? 

yes.

- can he dance? 

he can hold his own on the dance floor.

- can he sing?

he likes to make up songs.  

- can he draw? 

he specializes in awkward pictures. 

- can he play an instrument? 

he has a bass guitar, an electric guitar, keyboards, drums ... and a recorder. 

- can he write well? 

he's a journalism major so i HOPE so! he can write really well. he can get his words together very easily and convey his point with ease.

- can he make you laugh? 

yes all the time ... even if i don't want to. 

- can he make others laugh? 

yes. he loves it when people are happy. 

- what is his talent if he has found it? 

basketball, inventing games, giving great pool rides ... a lot of other stuff. 

- is he good at science and math? 

he's ok at science (it's the one thing i'm better than him at) but he is good at math .... he can calculate tips in his head ... i'm really bad at that because there's so much pressure. 

things you like about him:

- what do you like about the things he says?

he is always nice even if i am mean and he will say he is wrong even if it sets me off again. 

- what do you like about the things he does? 

he thinks of others and doesn't care if people think he's lame as long as i am laughing. 

- what do you like about the things he does FOR YOU?

he drives me places, walks me home, cooks me dinner, takes me on adventures, gets me cute earrings ... he does a lot of things for me that i like. 

- what part of his face do you like the most? 

i like his eyes and his eye brows because they are strong looking. i also like his lips because they are so pretty. 

- what part of his body do you like the most? 

ahem ... i don't think this is an appropriate question ... haha, jk. i like his arms and his earlobes and his back and his EVERYTHING!

- what part of his personality do you like the most? 

he is funny and he forgives fast and never brings it up later. 

- what do you most admire about him? 

he has never gotten mad at me and he is very flexible about scheduling. 

- what part of him attracts you the most? 

his personality. 

- do you know what attracts him to you?

he says it's my personality and that i am cute but i think it's my donk.

random quirks:

- is he a pet lover? 

he better be! we have a rabbit!

- animal lover? 

not really. he wouldn't run any over but he wouldn't let me adopt every cute animal.

- is he environmentally friendly? 

he doesn't litter. 

- what are his political views? 

he's a democrat.

- is he racist? 

haha ... what a question. who would say yes?!

- is he a vegetarian? 

no. that's just weak sauce. 

- does he drink? 

no. he says he only had a thimble full at his mother's knee. 

- smoke? 

not at all. 

- curse? 

like a sailor ... actually, not really. 

- sleep around?

i hope not. 

- abuse drugs? 

no. not after that stint at betty ford. 

- is he hairy?

no.

- does he donate to beggars? 

sometimes. 

- is he neat/messy? 

his backpack is messy but it's not that bad. he will clean if needed. 

his love life:

- is he a romantic?

yes.

- is he sentimental? 

i don't know. maybe about sporting and concert tickets ... but he throws away greeting cards like there's no tomorrow.

- how did he woo you? 

with a fruit cup and a slice of carrot cake.

- does he pay for your meals/tickets/etc?

yes. yes. yes. but we switch off sometimes. it all depends. 

- does he express his love for you in words or actions? 

both. all the time.

things that you don't like about him:

- any habits of his that you dislike? 

he does things at the last minute when i would rather be doing something else. 

- any part of his appearance that you dislike? 

none.

- any part of his character that you dislike? 

he is too considerate at times and it's annoying. he NEVER gets mad. sometimes he can't be serious. 

your feelings for him:

- how long have you two been together?

almost 10 months.

- do you love him? 

yes. 

- does he love you? 

yes.

- can you envision marrying him? 

haha ... maybe.