so last week i went to this cafe that had these cute salt and pepper shakers that i saw in new orleans three years ago and wanted to steal. they are little and are cubes instead of cylinders. jen and aaron later also wanted to steal some from the hotel that they stayed at after their wedding. i hadn't told them about the cute shakers but obviously they are cute enough to make anyone want to steal them. anyway i sat down at the table and immediately realized that this was the second chance i had to satiate my need for these tiny salt and pepper shakers that only holds about four grains of salt and pepper, respectively. the problem was that i felt too bad about wanting to steal them and jordan was not encouraging the felony misdemeanor that i was prepared to commit. so while he finished eating, i pouted ... then he had the nerve to ask me to throw away the trash and stuff and i almost scoffed. but then i just did it. then when we walked out of the cafe he opened his hand and the baby shakers were there. 

now the babies are at my apartment ...