omg ... today at the doctor's office they took my weight and i refuse to believe that i have gained 10 lbs. since my last visit two weeks ago. i was 140 lbs. and now i am 150 lbs. i refuse, refuse, refuse to believe that. (if you can't tell, i'm throwing a righteous fit quietly in the corner of the houston public library on montrose) anyway i told a certain some one ... ahem ... JORDAN ... and he doesn't believe that there could be some sort of mistake. he claims that he believes me but there is a lack of enthusiasm in his claims.
i have three reasons that i know i am right and doctors lie:
- i was holding my new purse which is like ... big
- the scale was not balanced once i got on and the dials were adjusted
- it's just not right ...
2 comments:
hahahaha
"i have three reasons in which i know i am right:
1. .....
2. .....
3. "it's just not right"
lol
what a piece of work.. you dint tell me the purse was involved; new evidence is ruled out
lol I believe you! I always come out 5 pounds heavier in doctor's office scales. I think they weight it heavier and catch your instantaneous face on a secret camera.
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